Room 77 Swinger Podcast | Lifestyle Podcast For Swingers
Richard and Lauren host the Room 77 Podcast, offering over 100 episodes of candid discussions for married couples exploring the swinger lifestyle. Topics include sex, open relationships, non-monogamy, travel, and humor. Based in Mexico, they produce lifestyle events like SIN and FLIRT. The podcast features guest interviews and advice on swinging, hotwifing, ENM, BDSM, and more.
Episodes
Ep. 105: We Recruited Two Guys from X, Only One Pulled Out
We had a theory.If we wanted to get better at hosting MFM experiences before our October event, maybe we should stop overthinking it and start practicing.So we did what any responsible adults would do...We recruited single guys off X. What could possibly go wrong?In this episode, we compare two very different experiences. One guy showed up late, brought a little too much confidence, and reminded u
Ep. 104: We Talked to a Real Throuple - So… Are We Doing This?
Richard and Lauren move to explore the "throuple" concept to save their marriage. The qualification list is so extensive, sexist and maybe illegal that they may have to wait for AI technology to fill the position. They finally settle on a common ground solution that lacks any moral compass.We interview our “Throuple Expert”, KC, whose relationship perspective is in much contrast to our perfect thr
Ep. 103: Brat Energy: We Asked, She Spits the Facts
In-house BDSM expert Haley, a "Brat," hosts with us while hubby, Daddy Steve, is too busy not listening on a nearby couch.Lauren and Richard discover more about the world BDSM, learn terms like 'brat' and 'rope bunny', and get inspired to practice what they've learned.Richard's knotting abilities are far from Shibari, but the Kush Kube has Lauren feeling like Richard is doing everything right. Exc
Ep. 102: Jack and Jill-ing All Over Ourselves
We are back from our event, FLIRT, and finally recovered. If you have FOMO, strap in for interviews with guests about sex, hook-ups and the overall vibe.We also have ChatGPT come up with very unbiased questions. (did we tho?) We have a member, and fellow FLIRT attendees, interview us so we keep everything fair and balanced about our own event.We kick off the first night by forgetting the champagne
Ep. 101: Thumbs in Your Butt Rules
Thanks to all our Patreons who's schedule lined up for this episode! We had a blast despite Telegram's "raise your hand" silliness. We are going to do it again, next time on Zoom, with more of a heads-up. We hope you cancel all plans for us next time!This episode we use our Phone-A-Friend option and go out to you guys (our Patreons) to help us answer questions.We judge each other from across the b
Ep. 100: Air-Tight Training Camp- LIVE
Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal playLIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE - the air tight objective begins - can Lauren be artificially air tight to prepare for the real thing? Practice makes you a better swinge
Cruising For a Schmoozing: Troubles Aboard the Temptation Cruise
From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.W
Ep. 98: Gag Flex Training; Live Interviews; Violating Men as a Fake Doctor
Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, li
Ep. 97: Cap d'Agde (A Sport F'ers Paradise) No Cap!
We prep for months for a trip across the pond to Cap d'Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an over-thinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. For humans who worry. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being planned by friends, we jump in blind and bring one of everything just in case.We head to
Ep. 96: Hotel Voyeurs, Venn Diagrams and Venom
We travel to the States and almost give Jet Blue oral. We stare at braless women, hunt vanillas, have a couple foursomes, attend a weekend Friction hotel party and have a life changing experience on the 6th floor. We strike gold when we leave the curtains open in hopes that someone on the street catches a glimpse of our sexy foursome. He’ll never look at the handicapped the same. We talk about the
Ep. 95: Taking Party Drugs and Dumping a Load on Friends
Party Drug Question and Answers? This episode will make you feel good. Richard's adverse effect on MDMA and NFL while Lauren's snorting Nesquik and dancing under the pretty lights. This episode we talk about party drugs, what they are, what to know- the good and the bad. Listen to our best preferences and tips, DANCESAFE -Richard gets emotional and almost quits the LS. The lifestyle can feel ruthl
Ep. 94: The Hot, Young Desire Orgy That Never Was
We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend's birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy.Richard meets a Neurologist/Urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment.A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces his science quiz, but fails to cease the flirt opportunity.Thanks to "karaoke" in the disco, we are orgy-bound to party in the diamond suites
Ep. 93: Desire Study Finalized While Good Girls Go from Blushing to Gushing
Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them.How to pick the perfect spot in the jacuzzi?Richard gives a PSA on how to use the cubby hole system.Move that bus, we were stunned by this hotel room m
7 Most Important Life(style) Lessons
This month marks 7 years since we began recording this podcast. Looking back over the years, we see how much has changed, how much we've grown, what we've accomplished and what we still suck at. We narrow it down to the 7 most important things you should know from our experiences in the past 7 years.Richard has an announcement that everyone will be going through a second puberty. This one, just as
Ep. 91: All That Temptation Ship!
We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard's birthday at Temptation Cruises.We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations.Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win.On the second to last night, we meet the perfect couple. Losing your voice and taking gummies can land
Ep. 90: C@ckblocking Yourself at Temptation Resorts
Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblockBad communication during a Temptation hookup on King B/King B/Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife.Segment Two – Stalker VibesAfter stalking a couple at
Ep. 89: Trimix Train Wreck; Plus...Spoiler Alert: You’re Ugly
We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks.We've all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people attractive and how can you get them to be 20% hotter?Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (pr
Ep. 88: DP and the Lifestyle Secret Signals Unlocked
We journey up the road to celebrate a friend's birthday at Temptation Resorts.Don’t meet awkward with awkward. You’re smarter than this Richard. Richard's confidence in his oral-giving skills is lacking.Lauren says "Sign Me Up" for some aggressive sex positions. By the end of the night, we finally had a successful DP!Do you walk into or walk away from hookups with the "I want them to think I was t
Ep. 87: Girls' Reactions to Penis Size and Dancing Naked in the Rain
We talk about the benefits of being bold and taking tiny risks at events and trying to leave without regrets.We discuss what others' expectations of us may be and the nerves it causes.How did the ladies at SIN react when they learned they were at a Large Penis Convention?Richard flashed a woman and her reaction left him a little scarred.We may or may not have tried to force a man to do dirty thing
Ep. 86: 'Consentish' A Motel Molestation Story
Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication and send our play partner into possible future therapy. King B/King B/Shivers (ROOM77 for 10% off) for freebie this month only!Is Accidental Anal Penetration sexual assault? Find out what we think and what our private group members think along with other real couples experiences. (Become A Memb
Ep. 85: Vanilla Dinner Turns Porn Party
Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!! FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because these single guys seem more interested in flirting online rather than F’ing. Che
Ep. 84: Exploring Menopause and Buttholes
Lauren visits the gyno and he can't find one of her ovaries. Blood test results? Post Menopause! Why is no one talking about menopause and the lifestyle? Oh, because it's really difficult to make sexy. We give it our best shot.Richard works on his magic with a new ball weight trick in the shower.Lauren is inspired by a friend to give anal a try again. This time, it was really good thanks to the pr
Ep. 83: Getting (almost) Everything Out of Soft Swap
In this episode, come on a silent, but wet, ride as we move studios and homes and make just enough time for a hot and sexy soft swap with a couple.We make a King B/King B/Shivers delivery to a Patreon couple to help make their first Desire trip extra special!Learn the positives of a soft swap and the struggles of soft swap couples. Stag Vixen? Lean about a sexy new turn on we discovered while Laur
Ep. 82: Hotel Hottie Booty Call
Richard accepts a booty call invite for us with a super hot, young couple. We decide to try and infiltrate an all-inclusive hotel with no plan and Lauren is caught by security.Lauren decides to break the ice by asking for a lap dance in the form of Magic Mike Last Dance? Thanks to King B/Shivers, she gets all the tingles in all the right places. Go try some and see for yourself. ROOM77 for 10% off
Ep. 81: Doing Gay Stuff in the Manliest Man Way Possible (at Desire)
1. Everybody wins in this episode! We are invited to Desire by some dear friends and experience the new Eden resort. Surprise Richard, you are getting pegged for your birthday!2. First night at Desire, Richard volunteers Lauren for DVP with the right couple, wrong piece of junk.3. Richard's DVP studies have him calling out positions like training camp. Why does it always look so simple when the pr
Ep. 80: Pounded by Amateurs, Pounded in Playroom, Pounded by Drugs
We take you through our sexcapades from Flirtation. (Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one.)Do we peak at a certain athletic level sexually? Lauren thinks she needs to start training, as she's being out sexed by newbies. Richard thinks reverse psychology is a better, more lazy, approach.Richard learned from Shakira that hips don't lie. He's
Ep. 79: The Special Kid Brought His Toolbox to the Orgy Again!
Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one. We go meet some friends for New year's eve and face the frigid temps at Temptation, Richard tries to remake his costume choices for winter temperatures.First night orgy, but were we actually invited? Once we all meet up, Richard goes into A/V mode. Setting up lights and music in a room that's not his.
Ep. 78: Hot, Young Couple Play and then Gangbanged by Low Self Esteem!!
How do you deal with the confidence killers??? The ups and downs of your ego!In episode 78, we talk about confidence and how we rocked it like porn stars at a hotel meetup that escalated rather quickly. Before you give us any participation trophies, that confidence was quickly squashed by hundreds of people who didn’t want to touch us.Richard injects his penis and flaunts it in a public location i
Ep. 77: Corrupting Virgins and a Celebration Party
We run into the "Gaggle of Youngin's" from Episode 1 and catch up on their LS journey from 5 years ago. Thanks to @MavandKelly.We celebrate our 77th episode with lots of street interviews from our last event, SINsation on Isla Mujeres. (Voted "Best Hotel Takeover of 2023" by ASA)Lauren realizes that being chosen as the ones for a couple's first experience has less to do with attraction and more to
Ep. 76: Getting Horny in the Gym and How To Cope with Cliques
Why are gyms a place to bare it all? Lauren talks about bulge outlines in workout shorts, a flash of junk in the gym, and other gym turn ons. Richard swears it should be illegal to do extremely stretchy stretches in spandex if working out with your mom.We go over sexy things women do that men can't, and vice versa.Certain compliments can be said to men from women, but if the roles are reversed, yo
Ep. 75: The Desire, Hedonism, Takeover Comparison and Slap-Worthy Lines
Sometimes it hard to know what to expect when going to Desire, Temptation, or Hedo for the first time. We talk about singles, topless only and clothing mandatory.We discuss what makes a complete hotel takeover feel different, in that comfy, not scary way.We explain these lifestyle vacay terms: group, tower takeover, hotel takeover. And detail some flags to look for if you are wanting a cohesive ta
Ep. 74: Extreme Fantasies and Pro Spinners
Sit down for more politically incorrect discussions on Richard's love for spinners. This firecracker inspired Richard to make an app. He also invented a new toothpaste, go figure!Being in the lifestyle for a long time, we revisit what fantasies are left to accomplish, how to dive deeper to discuss them. and how do we go about creating and executing a kidnapping!Lauren's obsessed with gang bangs an
Ep. 73: My First Gang Bang
We fulfill a fantasy under a watchful eye.What it's like to have a gang bang near a small dinner party?When that fantasy turns into a reality, how much of it is close to the way you played it out in your mind?We decide on a redo for the gang bang, some recasting of better actors, and some roofies for the wives.We traveled, we partied, we threw up in the bathroom.Take a journey through the X-Club i
Ep. 72: Almost Breaking My Junk In Half
The perfect hosts came determined to be the perfect house guests; arriving with a dog toy and a complete lighting setup.Lauren pulls out the Motor Bunny for some fun which almost dismembers Richard. We try hot candle wax massages for the first time, while Richard is gearing up for his redemption. "C'mon people, I can't stay up all night!"We realize quickly that we are in deep with two alphas in th
Ep. 71: Perfect Hosts with the Perfect Game
Why Richard doesn't swim at home...
Being the perfect Swinger Hosts, set your reminders and grab the perfect hotel room lighting!
We are trying to behave ourselves when we zoom in on a French Canadian hockey player, Oui! Oui!
Our swinger date threatens us with watching the sun rise together. Oh no, we need naps immediately!
Richard packs too lightly and has to borrow clothes for dinner.
Lauren fre
Ep. 70: Going Bareback with Newbies and Patreons
New to the lifestyle? Want to talk to your partner about joining the swinger lifestyle? A podcast about sex, debauchery, and the humor in it all. Richard and Lauren moved to Cancun, Mexico to do what they love: work party, and play in paradise. Come to Room 77, where and discuss sex, open relationships, hotwives, cuck, BDSM, exhibitionism and much more. Let's play!
Ep. 69: Keep Stroking That Ego (In Public)
We travel far and wide for some semi-secluded beaches to do some deep, deep research on exhibitionism (kidding, we wanted to have sex on a public beach!)Our vacay turns interesting at a breakfast cafe when we are faced with a full restaurant, no where to sit, and a very cute couple.We change AirBnb's to one more suitable for filming dirty videos. How do you explain to the Super Host that the marri
Ep. 68: Nailing Being Yourself at an Event (and the GM)
This episode is all about How to Party Right! We talk about our recent Flirtation Hotel Takeover and how different aspects remind Richard of "Magic Mike - Last Dance" the movie.Hats off to guests who brought their "A" game! We learn from them and their street interviews.From glowing gorilla costumes to first-timers and first-experiences, and to the hot GM of the hotel...wait, "What's his deal? Is
Ep. 67: Is A Bigger "D" Better in the Lifestyle?
As content "Creducators," we discuss what's on nobody's mind...size!Lauren receives an email on Kasidie from SexTrophies and she gives her thoughts on sex with bigger guys. Viagra doesn't have a stigma for the guys, why does lube have one for womenRichard turns into a jingle.Our Patreons share their thoughts on profile photos in our rapid fire interviews. Don't worry, we will fix it on our own LS
Ep. 66: The Gang Bang Take(me)over Event
We go way off the rails and talk about some fantasies. It's really easy to get lost in talking about a fantasy when you are with your soulmate.
Lauren's on board with Rich's fantasy and it's open casting for role of "Bouncer" and "Dirty Talker."
What is it about degrading someone you love inside of a fantasy?
Richard is ready for the pain and suffering inside Lauren's fantasy for him. Cue the 6'
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Ep. 65: Haulover To Part II of Our Very "Hard" "Full" Weekend
Haulover To Part II of Our Very "Hard" "Full" WeekendWe avoid the hospital and learn glasses are good for reading syringes.Filling up is hard to do.Richard gives us his tips for the nude beach. The rules, like Fight Club, except you CAN talk about it.Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Perky bottoms
Ep. 64: How To MMMF 'N FL
We go on a second date with a couple from Ep. 29 and meet up in Miami. Come keep us from flop sweating and go on the date with us!
Richard announces his retirement as he moves to his next job. #CocoonCare
Richard wants a new drug, like Huey Lewis. One that has a commercial in Asia that infringes on Marvel copyright of Ironman.
Lauren tries new things, fails at some, and has a ton of orgasms.
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Ep. 63: How To Make Stepdad Porn
What kind of porn does the internet AI think you enjoy watching? Richard gets questionable suggestions.
We campaign for more handjobs in the world by doing a little role play, in the theme of “Suggested Porn” in hopes to inspire y’all to put down the hand sanitizer and pick up more lube. Do we play out “The Step Dad” “Babysitter” or “Shoplifter”?
Because we are all about #handsonlearning #profe
Ep. 62: How To Summer Bang
1. We wake up from a long recovery nap, keep trucking past all the electronics that died while we were away, to fill your ears and quench your FOMO.
2. Orgies, orgies, orgies. We were surprised too, but I think it was because all the people were so great...it was hard to choose just one couple?
3. Richard's invention for late night sexing...involves puppeteering?!
4. Rick from Gypsy and a Gentlema
Ep. 61: How To Build Support with Cock Rings, Waxing & Sexpectations
We reach out to Patreons for their dying questions on this AMA episode!Richard talks about guys that aren't opposed to waxing and instructs how to put on a cock ring, while Lauren drools thinking about smooth, oily junk.Richard counts all the people we've influenced over the years through the podcast and workshop.When you go to a takeover, do you have sex-pectations? How do you prep your Lifestyle
Ep. 60: How To Know Your "No-No" Spot
He has a massage with a happy middle and ends up in the fetal position.We debate how to let people down, excuse yourself, or say no without hurting people's feelings. Let's practice so we all get a little better at this one! We go through some mockups with some old friends, and all end up feeling awkward together! Hopefully this helps strike up conversation with your partner about your own strateg
Ep. 59: How To Beat The Meet & Greet
Talking to people is hard sometimes when you're naked or barely dressed. We share our best and worst pick-up lines.We try our best and go through some ways to talk to and not talk to strangers at a party or hotel. We give roleplaying our best shot, which still gives Lauren sweaty palms.#tiarathestripper #iloveanal #peacock #awkwardpickups #objectionSupport us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook you
Ep. 58: How To Not Get What You're Expecting When Sexing
Richard turns our playdate into an ‘Open House’ in beautiful downtown Playa del Carmen. Join us in this three bedroom, fully equipped kitchen with a prison like feel Airbnb. This sexy duo, drives Richard to want to do homoerotic stuff again. It’s an issue.Preconceived notions cause us to let go of the wheel and realize no one is steering the boat. We recalibrate and Richard pulls out his secret (s
Ep. 57: How To Make the Soft Swap to Full Swap Hop
We go back in time to talk to ourselves as beginners in our own version of The Adam Project.We sherpa one couple on their journey from soft to full swap. Everything goes smoothly until Richard springs everything into high gear. Richard saves it all with his ability to read people while using his signature penis move.We introduce a young couple beginning their journey, sharing a fresh, raw, and wit
Ep. 56: How To Plan Your Abduction Fantasy
We go to Temptation to celebrate Lauren's belated birthday and fulfill one of her fantasies.We are full of genius ideas this trip! From a #swingersunion to hiring a #cumlightboy with black lights for that perfect photo.Richard loses Lauren in the lobby. Was she kidnapped by @fightboringmarriages?We discuss vocalizing fantasy and how hard it is, even with your own partner.Richard compares setting t
Ep. 55: How To Process Real Feelings for Fantasy Lovers
Lauren gives some details on the type of connections she enjoys for play partners. Richard stands firm that he doesn't need anyone to love his hobbies for him to get naked with them.What happens when feelings between lifestyle friends start to go too far? Keep your eyes open for these red flags.We have all the feels for Mr. and Mrs. H from BedHoppers, so we call them up to discuss how proper Brits
Ep. 54: How To Navigate an Orgy
1. We kidnap three couples from the beach and bring them back to the house for drinks, posing, and showers.
2. We answer the question, "How many is too many?"
3. We head to Temptation to overindulge, glow inside and out, and...surprise...another orgy.
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Ep. 53: How To Sex It In the Rain
What do Chris Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus, and Thomas Jefferson have in common?
Lauren is left on her own to be the conductor of the Sybian Train while Richard sleeps and Batman washes dicks.
Richard looks for some "safe place" sex while trying to figure out the best sex positions without falling asleep.
We go to the SINsation playroom with an expert flogger for an unforgettable experience.
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Ep. 52: How To Sex It With the Visually Intimidating
We skip the mall to meet this couple, who is way out of our league, at a vanilla resort.
Lauren and the girl try casually going topless on a vanilla beach.
Richard avoids hotel security, and the woman glaring behind him, at our foursome flirt.
Some more #swingerlearning #nightclasses hint, hint, it's folklore about a vacuum and a penis!
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Ep. 51: How To Flash Your Junk in Public
We meet some dear friends on the beach and they brought a couple who wanted to meet us. Richard wants to convince them to come back with us because she's his favorite body type. Lauren hopes to break her dry spell.Richard tries to prove his point about why he should remove all the automatic underwear in his gym shorts and goes through some scenarios of what would happen with Chris Hemsworth at the
Ep. 50: How To Control A Foursome
We are invited to dinner by a couple who takes charge and prepares us with an email resume of their strengths and weaknesses.
Bars closed early, so we were faced with the let's get naked moment a little earlier than expected!
Richard opts for complete darkness for the mood lighting so he doesn't look fat next to this couple.
After some nervous chocolate eating, the guy tells Lauren she may not get
Ep. 49: How To Get Catfished
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Ep. 48: How To Be a Better F#cker
Lauren jumps into high gear and is showered and ready for a foursome before Richard can finish talking about his headlights.Richard has more penis envy, while Lauren marches the penis around like a doll baby.Does a COVID shot protect you from all STD's?More gym nonsense...We talk about drama in the lifestyle and give some #swingeradvice #lifestylemasterclass about how we've dealt with it in the pa
Ep. 47: How To Do A Hotel Takeover
We are back from Antigua to bring you our first ever “reverse trip advisor” review.Richard runs a hard-on marathon, Lauren is persuaded to try golden showers, and we disprove the concept of cliques!Richard feels fat, but maybe it’s just because he’s wearing “falsies”!Lauren is called to duty by a vanilla couple ready to cash in their “We’re Not So Vanilla Right Now” card, 5 years in the making.Com
Ep. 46: How To Properly Use a Hall Pass To Get Extra Sex
Having more fun with your ‘lifestyle sex life’ than your ‘personal sex life’? Listen to Richard and Lauren drone on about how we can help you not give a f*ck.We sit down with a pair that successfully uses Hall Passes to add to their sexlife. Lauren pretends to be a nosey waitress in a role play exercise and overhears the answer to the question, “Does he like it when you come home with the scent of
Ep. 45: How To DP While Getting Screwed by Your Partner
We go to a hotel takeover, scare some guests with a public blow job. Lauren gets her wingman game on with the perfect playbook move! Leaving Richard out of her perfect public threesome to sit alone in a chair; sad and erect.Richard ends up having leg day the same day as the new guy at the gym and crushes on him while trying to get him to flirt with Lauren.We reunited with a vanilla-ish couple from
Ep. 44: How To Talk Dirty | How To Finger Bang
1. We ‘Finger a bang bang” live on the mics in search of a better way to get the job done while poking around in your partner's vagina.2. We talk a little about our first trip to Antigua and how we cannot wait til July's takeover! But first, pool party in Dallas in June!3. We practice talking dirty "in bed". Richard spills some fantasies and how it's scary guessing if your fantasies will be reject
Ep 43: How To Accidentally Join An Orgy | How To Not Break Your Penis
1. We celebrate Richard's birthday bash at our 2nd Third Annual Flirty (or) Down & Dirty Villa Party. Richard jumps right inside someone who does NOT want to have a swinger baby with him.2. Lauren goes for another round of ‘bouncy mattress sex’, determined to beat the motion sickness this time and ends up on a Sybian for the ride of her life. That’s what happens when you volunteer to start the
Ep. 42: How To Do A Party in Dallas | How To Group-Use A Sybian
We borrow coats and mittens and head to Dallas for the polar vortex to get naked at our first event stateside. We use the ‘ol “stuck elevator” routine to get some Dallas firemen to our party. Lauren is unable to convince them to stay and play. They seemed busy saving people. Richard uses his Spanish skills to help fix a hotel heater, but does not get voted employee of the month. Lauren holds court
Ep. 41: How To Use A Big Penis
We pack our bags and forget to bring our swinger pro cards for a night out on the town.Richard is forced to abort his “Puppy Playtime” tactics.We dive into a six-some and there's a lot of slapping going on!Surrounded by giant cocks, we latch on to a new catch phrase "Be big mentally!"Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikin
Ep. 39: How To Eat Azz
We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy.We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it.We describe sExploration 2021!! Our party in Antigua. Go to Room77life.com and reserve your spot!!10% off when you use Promo Code ROOM77 at Bik
Ep. 38: How To Do A Group Nuru Massage
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)" to the Mayan culture.We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how - Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman?In the Medical Corner, we prescribe treatment to those who may be suffering from a common, but livable, disease.R
Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle
We break our dry spell with some sexy play with our favorite friends and we learn that Richard tried to blow himself.Our sex toys were lost in Mexico's mail, forcing us to wait until now to dive into our new Lickerish Love toys and video it for our supporters!We hunker down for a hurricane and almost drown while Bee sleeps.We speak with a guy who tried to open up to the idea of the lifestyle. He u
Ep 36 Bonus: How To Talk To Lifestyle TV Stars
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Ep. 36: How To Fantasize with A Desire Resorts Playmaker
We're back and our swinger game is lacking swagger despite all of the recent visitors. Richard blames it on his beard while Lauren's getting sage for a genital cleansing ceremony.Richard squirms some more as we interview our very own naughty nurse expert on broken penises. Unfortunately, the post-op patient care is not as intimate as we imagined in our heads!Bee, at 26, still has wet dreams and te
Ep. 35: How To Have Sex with an Unstable Vanilla
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard's fear of being a bottom surfaces.Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position. "Do you have any change? We do!!” We were gifted nights in the mansion and met a woman who wanted to just ‘go with her flow.’ “Going To Miami” with a plan of mutiny to
Ep. 34: How To Have 'Hot Sex’ at Desire Resorts
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire to tan our quarantine-paled bodies and hang with some of our Patrons before we are seen by the masses.We have our hottest hook-up ever and head home with some new things.We interview our sexers and confess the importance of being honest and upfront; addressing the elephant in the room, even if it's hammered!Get in on the ground floor of Richard's new busines
Ep. 33: AnalAnalAnal - A Play in Three Acts
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.Richard performs anal in his first play, in three acts: Anal, Anal, Anal.We give shoutouts to our new sponsor and almost a hundred people who sponsor us for no reason!We discuss butt plugs with tails with Jeff & Karen and what could happen to cause Richard to walk into the ocean and never r
Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts
Richard's grocery shopping excursions become challenging. Our bedroom is seeing more elaborate fantasies giving the Red Light District a run for the money.We receive medical advice to prep for Dr. Jeff and The Apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen for our extremely hot and shredded post world clan. We will use sex to barter once we run out of Cheetos.Former Playmaker Bee chimes in on our new busine
Ep. 31: How To Sell Your Dirty Panties
- We recant our last hoorah at Desire before the apocalypse.- The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.- Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.- We dive into the dumpster and pull out geckos, bad jokes, and Desire water volleyball tactics.Support us with:Patreon Help
Ep. 30: How To Celebrate Your Birthday at Desire Resorts
Superhero or messiah, Richard is saving people again from scorpions to scat while celebrating his birthday at Desire!We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we met at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry.Richard explores his midwife approach to the lifestyle, time management skills, and decides on a new wardrobe staple.We play at the hot tub using social distancing. Support us
Ep. 29: How To Use Drugs and Toys At Temptation Resort
Richard leaves his mark on New Year's Eve!Richard gets cold everything, forcing us into a week of celibacy.We finish some unfinished business ending up on the right side of the tracks.We go on a partially blind date and record the whole thing in real time.Support us with:Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!++Perky bo
Ep. 28: How To Wear Cock Rings at Desire Resorts
We push the age and capacity envelope and run into a few spills along the way.Richard gives his penis a stern "talking to" during a once-in-a-lifetime experience.Lauren almost gets into a "cock ring fight" in the jacuzzi. Lauren gathers a crowd to try on junk jewelry.We reach out to Dr. Jeff and Karen for the smarts behind why "that alcohol" makes us get crazy, wild, and angry. Thankfully, Dr. Jef
Ep. 27: How To MMF at Desire Resorts
We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in.Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more.We kidnap Bee, the Playmaker, and bring her to the house!!! (pause) For an interview. We talk to Bee about her career, Instagram, views on Desire, and her assets.We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla?
